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Thursday, November 24, 2005

Snow Stalls the Deacon's Winery Tour!

Yo Wassup?

I looked out of the front window of Fresh Manor this AM to discover that winter had come early! Your humble Deacon had appointments to taste the wares of Henry of Pelham and Peninsula Ridge today, but Jack Sumbitch Frost ruined the party! I was gonna head out and meet with Daniel Speck at H of P first and then on to Pen Ridge to visit Jonathon Kuhling, but didn't want to risk the Candy Apple Caddy on the QE sumbitch W with all the mofo crackerwoods who can't drive. My two hosts were very gracious though, and we'll meet up in a week or so.
On a happier note: Many of my loyal Legion of Lurch know that the Deacon teaches British Jiu Jitsu every Wednesday night at a location in the South end of the city. Well last night was no exception, and after practicing chokes and throws with Adam "The Sadist" Sutherland, the Deacon's exceptional student and personal bodyguard, we headed out to the Winchester Arms for a glass of Shiraz. Dave "Peppy" Duhaime and our student Rob "Brainboy" Harvie joined the entourage, as did the dead kid Jonas, who stared in the window. Well anyway, how about Rob presented Adam and I each with an extremely lurch bottle of the Deacon's fave wine, Stratus 2001 Cabernet Franc! It seems that Rob read the Deacon's Stratus review and picked up the last case! Thanks Rob. You definitely be lurch!
You heard me.
Deacon Dr. Fresh
Most Grateful Wine Writer in History


Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yo Deacon,

Dat be crunked up. Dem jars wus for grannyboy, laid up in Grace sewhouse.

Y'all bring dat back now. I got ya Crist-ALL chillin in swap.


11:30 AM  
Blogger Deacon Dr. Fresh said...

Yo Jaffa Cake:

Stam riches and the bull by the horns brew!


12:18 PM  

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