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World's Lurchest Wine Writer - The Gangsta of the Grape - The Sultan of Shiraz - The Buccaneer of Burgundy - The Prince of Pinot Noir - Yellow Tail's Bane - Locus of the Ladies' Focus - Wielder of the trousered Hammer of Thor - I have arrived to rescue the wine world from overly-serious, rigid, deconstructionist, rooster juice peckerwoods who'd never dream of gettin' a tattoo or crackin' a smile. I am without a doubt, the smartest, funniest and toughest sumbitch in the entire wine industry. And I aint goin' away. All disputes will be settled bare-knuckled in the Octagon. You heard me. Oh, and by the way...Bite me crank!

Tuesday, November 15, 2005

Deacon To Attend Gourmet Food and Wine Expo!

Yo Wassup?

The buzz is all around, axin' if your Humble Deacon is gonna be at the Gourmet Food and Wine Expo...

Well let me confirm for you: The Deacon will definitely be in attendance! Me and the Deaconess will be making an appearance on Friday and hangin' with the Deacon's homey, wine-writer extraordinaire and cut-man, Billy Munnelly, and doing some totally lurch tastings with Henry of Pelham's Vice President of Sales and Marketing, Daniel Speck. Then its off to Las Vegas Saturday morning for my fight with Robert Parker at the MGM Grand.

Come to the Gourmet Food and Wine Expo and say "Wassup!" to Yours Truly, the toughest, lurchest sumbitch wine-writer on the planet's surface!

You heard me.

Deacon Doctor Fresh

Benefactor of Burgundy, Sultan of Shiraz, Valedictorian of the Vine

Because Wine is a Martial Art...


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