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World's Lurchest Wine Writer - The Gangsta of the Grape - The Sultan of Shiraz - The Buccaneer of Burgundy - The Prince of Pinot Noir - Yellow Tail's Bane - Locus of the Ladies' Focus - Wielder of the trousered Hammer of Thor - I have arrived to rescue the wine world from overly-serious, rigid, deconstructionist, rooster juice peckerwoods who'd never dream of gettin' a tattoo or crackin' a smile. I am without a doubt, the smartest, funniest and toughest sumbitch in the entire wine industry. And I aint goin' away. All disputes will be settled bare-knuckled in the Octagon. You heard me. Oh, and by the way...Bite me crank!

Tuesday, October 18, 2005

Parker Accepts! The Octagon is Prepared...

Greetings Y'all! The impossible and unlikely has happened. Just before curfew on Saturday night, your humble Deacon of the Grape received an email from Robert M. Parker agreeing to fight in the Octagon this November 19th on Pay Per View! Who would have ever thought he'd accept? It is expected the fight will take place at the luxurious Mandalay Bay Casino in Las Vegas, but details are still being finalized. It is still not known if Parker will take Robert Mondavi as his Second and Cut-man, or will go further afield for a more spry assistant. In any case, Deacon Dr. Fresh has confirmed Billy Munnelly of Billy's Best Bottles ( as his man in the corner. "It's not surprising" said Parker in an Interview for Wine Spectator. "Munnelly's got Irish blood and is widely recognized as the best cut-man in the wine industry". The Deacon is confident that this will end in Round One with a submission or "ground and pound". Stay tuned as this story develops...
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Deacon Dr. Fresh
Winemaster of the Octagon


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