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Tuesday, October 04, 2005

Chris "The Crippler" Leben and Red Truck Wine!

Yo people! How many of you watched 5 (count-em, 5!) hours of Ultimate Fighting Championship on Spike TV tonight? If you don't have a clue what I'm talkin' about, check out Wine for Dix at htttp:// for something more to your intelligence. and Adam "The Sadist" Sutherland were watching UFC tonight and knocked back about 6 bottles of Sonoma Red Truck, a "kitchen sink blend" with pizza. Red Truck is definitely not a Bordeaux but stands up well to tomato sauce and pepperoni. Adam and I started trying to triangle-choke each other on the rug during the commercials and decided that Red Truck is a great pain-killer. We have designated it the official wine for watching Chris Leben, our hero, who managed an easy victory tonight over Edwin "Babyface" Dewees. Leben and Red Truck are both red and both can ground, pound and choke you, go through you like a hot car and leave you with gut-rip and a migraine when you finally wake up!
Congratulations on your victory Chris!
Choke one for the Deacon!
You heard me.

Deacon Dr. Fresh
Winemaster of the Octagon


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