Best Wine After A Drive-By Shooting!
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"Yo Deacon. One o' my homeys got shot last night by some cracker mofo wieldin' a Smith and Wesson .40 calibre nickel-plate with semi wad-cutters. He caught a slug in the ankle and we're hookin' up with him tomorrow in the hospital to cheer him up. What's the best wine to drink after a sucessful drive-by?" - Rozeen, San Diego
Answer: Without a doubt you gotta go with the claret! Claret is the British term for all red Bordeaux and fits the bill perfectly as it also means "blood" in Olde English slang. Pick up a nice tannic red and celebrate his immanent recovery!
You heard me.
Deacon Dr. Fresh
"Yo Deacon. One o' my homeys got shot last night by some cracker mofo wieldin' a Smith and Wesson .40 calibre nickel-plate with semi wad-cutters. He caught a slug in the ankle and we're hookin' up with him tomorrow in the hospital to cheer him up. What's the best wine to drink after a sucessful drive-by?" - Rozeen, San Diego
Answer: Without a doubt you gotta go with the claret! Claret is the British term for all red Bordeaux and fits the bill perfectly as it also means "blood" in Olde English slang. Pick up a nice tannic red and celebrate his immanent recovery!
You heard me.
Deacon Dr. Fresh
posted by Deacon Dr. Fresh | 9:52 PM
1 Comments:
Deacon! Wassup? We checked in at Alvarado Hospital to see our Homey and he's doin' just lurch! Me and Tonawanda took him 4 bottles of Chateau Rothschild 1996 and used his bedpan as a decanter. It turns out the shell frag hit his right tibia and stopped just in front of the Achilles tendon. The Claret was a big help! Thanks Doc!
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