Led Zeppelin and Bordeaux? No mofo vino for Zoso...
posted by Deacon Dr. Fresh | 5:15 PM
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6 Comments:
Deacon:
What music goes with Chardonnay? Should I choose Mozart for heavy oaked?
Rozeen: All Chardonnay, oaked or un-oaked goes best with Black Sabbath. For unoaked I recommend the "Master of Reality" record.
D.D.F.
Dear Dr. Fresh:
I heard some cool electronica out of Germany the other day. It was called 4th Reich or something like that. Would this music be a good choice for invading Poland?
Helmut:
All that music's crap! Forget the electronica. If Poland's what you want then "Strapping Young Lad" is your best choice for the invasion.
Viel Gluck!
D.D.F.
Deacon - I didn't know what kind of wine I shouldn't drink with music other than heavy metal, so I didn't decide not to have any unless the music wasn't appropriate. Is that OK?
I didn't think about not telling you nothing other than not to refrain from failing to listen to nothing other than that.
You heard me smart ass!
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