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Thursday, October 06, 2005

Oh No! Boh No!

One of the purposes of this wine website is public service. It has struck your humble Deacon of the Grape that there's way too much Bono worship going on among those who confuse fame with wisdom. In the interest of public awareness I wish to remind all of you that this ultimate cool, human fly, millionaire socialist and solver of all the worlds problems in ways that can never actually be quantified (because he hasn't actually done anything) used to be the proud owner of a particularly cheesy and trailer-trash Mullet!

So crack open a bottle of plonk and fill your brain with this hideous image that I'm sure Captain Cool would love to forget forever...


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