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World's Lurchest Wine Writer - The Gangsta of the Grape - The Sultan of Shiraz - The Buccaneer of Burgundy - The Prince of Pinot Noir - Yellow Tail's Bane - Locus of the Ladies' Focus - Wielder of the trousered Hammer of Thor - I have arrived to rescue the wine world from overly-serious, rigid, deconstructionist, rooster juice peckerwoods who'd never dream of gettin' a tattoo or crackin' a smile. I am without a doubt, the smartest, funniest and toughest sumbitch in the entire wine industry. And I aint goin' away. All disputes will be settled bare-knuckled in the Octagon. You heard me. Oh, and by the way...Bite me crank!

Saturday, October 22, 2005

Wine Fight Card November 19th

Summary: The Ultimate Fighting Championship® (UFC®) is bringing double the action and twice the force into the Octagon™ when UFC Middleweight Champ Rich Franklin and UFC Welterweight Champ Matt Hughes lead the line-up with title defenses for UFC 56: FULL FORCE at the MGM Grand Garden Arena Saturday, November 19, 2005. Tickets for UFC 56: FULL FORCE go on sale at 10 a.m. PT Monday, September 19, $400, $300, $200, $100 and $50, and are available through all Ticketmaster locations,,, and by telephone at 800-929-1111 or 702-891-7777. Ticket purchases are subject to transaction fees. Rich “Ace” Franklin (20-1-0) 6’1”/185 lbs. from Cincinnati, Ohio is the current UFC Middleweight Champ. He will make his first title defense since capturing the belt from Evan Tanner by doctor stoppage at UFC 53 in June 2005. Matt Hughes (39-4-0) 5’9”/170 lbs. from Hillsboro, Illinois is the current UFC Welterweight Champ. His return to the Octagon™ ends much anticipation for MMA fans, following his submission by rear naked choke of Frank Trigg at UFC 52 in April 2005. Main event is a "Wine Fight" with Deacon "The Shadow" Dr. Fresh fighting out of Toronto Canada vs. Robert "The Nose" Parker for title "President Doctor Wine Expert of the Universe for Life". Dr. Fresh is a Welterweight at 163 lbs. and 5' 10 inches. Parker is a Heavyweight at 6' 200 lbs.
This promises to be the Fight of the Century!

You heard me.



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