A Wine Newsletter With An Edge - Definitely NOT your typical white bread, mofo, cracker, peckerwood, jank, peckercracker wine newsletter! If this info is too advanced for you, check out my other newsletter: Wine for Dix at http://winefordix.blogspot.com
World's Lurchest Wine Writer - The Gangsta of the Grape - The Sultan of Shiraz - The Buccaneer of Burgundy - The Prince of Pinot Noir - Yellow Tail's Bane - Locus of the Ladies' Focus - Wielder of the trousered Hammer of Thor - I have arrived to rescue the wine world from overly-serious, rigid, deconstructionist, rooster juice peckerwoods who'd never dream of gettin' a tattoo or crackin' a smile. I am without a doubt, the smartest, funniest and toughest sumbitch in the entire wine industry. And I aint goin' away. All disputes will be settled bare-knuckled in the Octagon. You heard me. Oh, and by the way...Bite me crank!
posted by Deacon Dr. Fresh | 5:20 PM
2 Comments:
I've just come across your newsletter and I have to tell you it is a refreshing change from the stoic, all-too-serious, wordy stuff I normally read. It's honest, passionate and certainly authentic, just like a good wine. Keep up the good work and thanks for doing your part to promote the universe's most important potable.
Peter, St. Catharines
You be lurch, Bro!
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