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Wednesday, November 09, 2005

The Deacon Brings "Understanding"...

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Anonymous Peter said...

I've just come across your newsletter and I have to tell you it is a refreshing change from the stoic, all-too-serious, wordy stuff I normally read. It's honest, passionate and certainly authentic, just like a good wine. Keep up the good work and thanks for doing your part to promote the universe's most important potable.

Peter, St. Catharines

1:15 PM  
Blogger Deacon Dr. Fresh said...

You be lurch, Bro!

7:13 PM  

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