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Thursday, November 15, 2007

The Contest Winners!!!

Greetings Friends and Peckers!

The votes are in and the winners have their tickets by now. I'm speaking, of course, of my brilliant dinner party contest I ran back in October, the Grand Prize being a pair of tickets for the Gourmet Food and Wine Expo.
Here are our winners:
Derek Thorne, Helen Crowe, Rob Harvie, and Rob Lockhart.
Congratulations from the Deacon!
And for all of you who look like this Munch picture because you're so shocked you didn't win, here's an explanation: Although I received over 100 submissions to the contest, some of you received an immediate disqualification for having any of the following on your list:
Bono, Mariah Carey, Britney Speers, Paris Hilton, or Hitler.
All of the winning entries showed imagination and creativity, including such luminaries as Nimrod from the book of Genesis (Derek Thorne), Hildegard von Bingen (Rob Lockhart), Ezra Pound (Helen Crowe), and Marshal McLuhan (Rob Harvie).
Thanks to Kimberly Calderbank from the Gourmet Food and Wine Expo for providing the prizes!
Look for the next and very overdue issue "Those Amazing Szabos Again!".
It'll be out soon.
I'm flyin' out the door to the Expo VIP event as I speak...
You heard me.
Deacon Dr. Fresh
Better than Bob Barker


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